you too could be in danger of becoming a monkey spanking wanker. signs and symptoms include but are not limited too:
1) straightening your bangs every morning/ having an obsession with crest whitening strips
2) overusage of the term BAMF
3)confiscating someone elses 8 sided wooden enclosure of peace and turning into your ultra cool hangout
4) too obsessed with the idea of having memories to actually create them
5)utter disillusionment with reality
About Me
- Shmary's Kitchen
- Shmary's Kitchen started out as a television production featuring Shannon and Mare's unparalleled culinary feats. The show has since been cancelled due to lack of skill, ingredients, time, and interest. Basically, this blog chronicles our lives and the absurdity that seems to define them. We still think we're pretty fabulous.
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