Showing posts with label retail. Show all posts
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Monday, July 7, 2008

legitimate threats to inner peace and tranquility


1. dirty bathrooms.
2. never knowing whether the hand towel in said bathroom is actually clean; or, if the towel one uses to dry one's face has been used by someone else, or sat germinating on the floor before being hung back up.
3. sisters who snore.
4. working in retail.
5. employment in general.
6. mentally unstable mothers.
7. the general stupidity and/or hypocrisy of friends, acquaintances, or even complete strangers.
8. menstruating.